Learnin' to feed myself

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Just a photo of me and my dog.

This is Money, the good dog who didn't bite me.

I'm a champ!

Peeing and wiping, what do you know about that?

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I'm 18 months old yo!

Well, my battle royale vs. Diesel is healing nicely.

Here's what it looked like shortly after.



So I've just crossed the 18 month old barrier, or 1.5 years for those of you who can't add very well. To celebrate this momentous occasion, Bad (fun) Auntie Michelle paid us a quick visit all the way from NYC, and Tita Marga & Uncle Brian made the drive south from Long Bizzeach to hang out. Bad Auntie has been MIA a bit competing in Triathalon's. With all that running and working out, she'll have the body of a Thai ladyboy in no time.

Here's a few photos from my grand day. We set up a makeshift semi-amateur-cheap photo studio complete with fluorescent lights and umbrellas. Who would've have known you can get all this for $150 on eBay.

"Heil Elmo"







Addy: "The itsy bitsy spider..."
Mommy: "Secret...strong enough for a man, but made for a woman"



My handsome father

It's not polio, it's a monkey! You guys are horrible at charades.



Lomotan Fun Day!



Insert really really really really gay comment here

When Shih Tzu's go bad

Note to sef - don't surprise the dog.

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Old Poway x Balboa Park x OC Fair

Hello fans. It's been a busy few weeks with plenty of visitors and we've been hittin' up every joint around town. A few things have developed since I last posted.

1.) I'm allergic to Peanuts. Now, before you go blaming MTD for my deadly allergy, note that it's not hereditary. MTD is allergic to ALL nuts EXCEPT peanuts, so together we're complete.

2.) I can talk. Here's a short list of some words I know: Mommy, Daddy, Buddy, Money, Diesel, Nono (Lolo), Nona (Lola), Gamma, Sh*t, Rebecca, Wha' Happan', Dumb, Poo Poo, Pee Pee, Ouch, Button (aka MTD's nipple), iPod.

3.) Things I can't say. "I love you" & "Please"

4.) I pee in the toilet in the morning

5.) I can solve spelling puzzles on my iPod touch. Yes, believe it.

Here's some photos...

Poway



Auntie Christy...can I say a few words now?



This is how my doggy goes pee



OMGwhyareyoulettingthisdogsmellmybutt.



So I was walking around Balboa Park with Uncle Brian, and this old guy randomly grabs my hand! Way to go parents, the guy could have been a total Asiapedophile, could've had a booger on his finger, could have run off and kidnapped me...all while you guys sit there in the background and laugh. Although, by the looks of it I don't think he could've run very far.



Here I am again entertaining my parents with my doggy pee imitation trick. So immature...



What a lucky kid...I bet HIS parents share their cigarettes. Mine are stingy.



I bet this ride is gonna suck. BTW, the limit is 36" tall. Way to break the rules yo'



Yup...this ride did suck. Way to emotionally scar me dude. I'll send you my therapy bills.

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Hey kid - that ain't your car. Stuff like that will send you to jail
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